154692
5 hours ago

jolly-reaper:

I swear one more time and I am going to actually make use of that nifty position of yours and kick you right in the groin.

33965
5 hours ago
118339
6 hours ago

jdrox:

huffingtonpost:

See all of Zhang Junhao’s dance moves in the full heart meltingly adorable video here. 

This is the cutest thing ever and I’m gonna cry

385451
7 hours ago

lucid-awakeningg:

tyleroakley:

caleighclements:

symphony-of-words:

raising awareness for turtle bullying.

a growing problem.

A very slowly growing problem.

This gets funnier and funnier every time I see it

176238
7 hours ago

nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

16339
8 hours ago

rniraclewhip:

current mood: goths in a goofy movie

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31157
9 hours ago

(Source: best-of-imgur)

102408
9 hours ago

cakejam:

”Can i have some of your-“

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573
10 hours ago

(Source: fabbyabbie)

181309
11 hours ago

bnaksy:

bullshitting an essay and getting a good grade for it

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162359
11 hours ago

captwor:

when u stick your hand under the table and touch chewed gum

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(Source: psiinoiic)

16704
12 hours ago

copperjohn:

drksanctuary:

copperjohn:

Nailed it.

reblogging for dat ass

Holy fuck I didn’t even realise that this was getting notes

95834
12 hours ago

megamintcat:

ryansealcrest:

does it come with butter pillows

is anyone reading that description 

373699
13 hours ago

babyminaj:

im getting this tattooed on my ass

(Source: jadensmithtweets)

169148
14 hours ago

jordosross:

nickandjades-infinitelaughter:

Me as a parent

"This is why dad left"