I like....
scuba diving in kiddie pools, yelling at deaf people, showing blind people my art work, using leaf blowers at college libraries, romancing women over telemarket calls, disco dancing under the moonlight on a monday night, and giving senior citizens free lap dances, roboting to the sounds of justin bieber, fishing endangered species in the tropical pet store. You're welcome very much.
And Yes, that's a child carrying an alligator.